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1000 ways to die

Postby Jareth » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:56 pm

So there's this show on Spike TV called 1000 ways to die. It details a whole bunch of fun ways people have managed to die. The miracle that is Wikipedia has been kind enough to have all the deaths listed in all the episodes that exist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1000_Ways_To_Die Some are ironic, some are tragic, some are Darwinism at its finest. Enjoy.
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Re: 1000 ways to die

Postby Jareth » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:26 pm

A new season has started up. Every Wednesday at 10pm, 7 if you have east coast times. My favorite from today was a dude who had ED, was slipped 3 viagra from his wife without him knowing, then went over to the house of his mistress, where he took 3 viagra without his mistress knowing, who slipped him 3 viagra, without him knowing. In total he took 9 times the recommended dose. His blood vessels were so engorged with blood, that not enough was going to his brain fast enough. This eventually lead to a lethal heart attack upon orgasm. Imagine the surprise of his mistress!
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Re: 1000 ways to die

Postby Collin the Red » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:47 am

Damn 3 from EACH? Never needed them, but from what I hear one should do ya enough to do the deed.
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