by Jareth » Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:10 pm
Another show brought to you by spike TV, where answers to so-called "manly" questions are given. For instance, what is the best way to increase the size of your penis? The answer was to have surgery to let out the "hidden penis" that all human males have within them. This week, one of the questions was "Which drink is most likely to get you in to her pants?" The answer was male saliva, as it contained testosterone which gets her ramped up. So slip her the tongue, gentlemen. Another was how much of a fat fuck (paraphrased for comedic effect) one has to be in order to stop a 9mm bullet. Turns out you have to be 1300 lbs, or have 12 inches of fat. The most fun one though, was how loud does music have to be in order to blow off a girl's clothes. The answer was something to the effect of 230 decibels. Which is roughly the shock wave of a 30 megaton nuclear bomb. Go-go Gadget Obscure Knowledge!
"I'm part of the siege weapon."
"Banana check!"
Part of the ~Brian Hive Mind~
"I don't think that's a good idea."