Well by my recollection this is year TEN of Amtgard's....Greatest, Most Fun, Sexiest, and FREE-EST Event on this planet.
DUNESDAY 2014 is scheduled for Saturday September 6th at South Salmon Creek in Bodega Bay from 1030 to whenever. Look on a map, its off Hwy 1 and Bean Ave., just North of Bodega Bay. This year we are STILL providing free parking, free food, a chance to run the arrow gauntlet, the castle battle (in the dunes) and to commemorate ten years; for this year only....I am giving away a free (do it yourself) Great White Shark Hunt. You heard me. I also have it on good faith that the Westmarch Gentlemen's Club will be providing free beer and cigars to those of legal age.
If you want to caravan, a group will be leaving Eagle Park (Crimsonwood's Land) in Rohnert Park at 1000 AM.
Wait, you have been in a cave for 10 years and have never heard of Dunesday? You want to know the menu? No prob...just walk up to the coolest person in Amtgard and they will gladly tell you tales that will instantly drop the the testicles off a Artesian Monk (I honestly have no idea what that means but by the choice of words I used it sounds uniquely awesome).
Make it if you can...
groo