... I had only been home a couple nights, and my wife wanted me to take care of the evil bat that buzzed her in the attic. So, I arm myself with the most hateful and practical weapons I can think of. I grab my tetsubo and my ultra-short. My princess grabs pink sparkly, and we both head for the attic to take out this huge bat.
Well, It must have known we were coming for blood, because it didn't show. So, the story continues...