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So you hey wait

Postby Decoy » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:27 am

Guys, Guys. There's water falling from the sky in Iraq. I'm really confused. It's a desert land, as you know. And before anyone points it out, I need to bring up that the whole "Fertile Crescent" thing is actually something we historians came up with to see if the rest of the world will fall for it. The Rest of the World did. It's really funny. I mean, come on, it's a desert. You think the early humans came up from Africa to go, "Oh sweet, more desert, I'll Gilgamesh this bitch up here!" Seriously. Gullible.

But ice even came down from above today. They were in little balls like peas. Like hail, but in the desert. I'm freaking out something is wrong. I brought out my extendable baton and started fighting the ice using my High Cross and all my coworkers wrestled me to the ground and called ME crazy! I think they're all sick or mad. They drank the water. I know better and have been living off the huge stein of goat milk I got in Germany.

I like. I fight terrorists.

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Decoy
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